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January 16th, 2013, 21:16
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IO was in the tesco cafe earlier, the counter asistant asked if I wanted anything on my burger, I replied a fiver each way.
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#305
January 17th, 2013, 21:35
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People keep going on about tesco's burgers, you should try the meatballs,there the dogs bollox.
Tesco will never live this down, sell your shares now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#306
January 22nd, 2013, 14:52
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The AA have warned that anyone traveling in these icy conditions should take a blanket/sleeping bag, extra clothes (including hat scarf and gloves) 24hr food and drink supply, de-icer, rock salt, a torch ,spare batteries, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads...
I looked a right **** on the bus this morning.
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#307
January 24th, 2013, 10:31
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A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts,
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite." The bloke says: "Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and slower please" The farmer replies: "If.... you.... use.... two.... hands.... you.... won't... spill ....any" 
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Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. 
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#308
January 25th, 2013, 23:27
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I got talking to a girl in the pub last night, and after a few drinks, she giggled and said,
'I like playing with toys at night...if you know what I mean.' I smiled, nodded and said, 'We can go back to my place, I might have the sort of toys you'd enjoy.' Anyways ...to cut a long story short ... She thinks Scalextric is shit. 
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#310
January 28th, 2013, 21:23
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Cabinet meeting:
"Mr Prime Minister, the country is broke, no money! Debt! Our boys are fighting an American war! Immigration is at its highest! Employment is at its lowest! How can we fix this?" David Cameron: "Faster trains!"
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