A Glasgow couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a bloke. Tell him you charge a hundred pounds. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a fella pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, " £100.”
He replies, "All I got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. "What can he get for thirty?? "A hand job," the husband replied.
She runs back and tells the bloke all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees and she gets in the car.
He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE willy. She stares at it for a few seconds then says. "I'll be right back."
She runs back to the husband.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this bloke £70 . .
