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Old August 7th, 2014, 22:08
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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said,
"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said,
"If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said,
"Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling her she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said,
“Yesterday."

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said,
"Great legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile,
"Do you really think so."
I said
"Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "



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