The Queen is in Glasgow where she bumped into Alex Salmond.
HMtQ: How nice to see you Mr Salmond.
AS: Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence?
How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I’ll be a King?
HMtQ: No, we don’t like that.
AS: Empire, and I'll be Emperor?
HMtQ: No. I don’t think so.
AS: OK, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I’ll be a Prince?
HMtQ: No, Mr Salmond. May I suggest we call it a Country?
