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Old July 8th, 2014, 19:00
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HUSBAND'S MESSAGE (via cellphone)

Honey, a car hit me whilst crossing the road outside the office.
Paula brought me to the hospital.
The Doctors have been taking tests and X-rays.
The blow to my head has been very strong but, fortunately, it seems that
it did not cause any permanent brain damage.
But I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg and
they may have to amputate my right foot.



WIFE'S RESPONSE:


Who's Paula? ..... ??
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