I phoned up BT today to complain that my phone wasn't working correctly.
The young Indian girl on the end of the line says, "I'm sorry sir, can you repeat that?" in a difficult to understand voice.
So I say, "my phone isn't working correctly."
She again says, "could you repeat that again, sir? I can't make out what you said."
I'm getting a bit pissed off now, 'cause I can't really understand her, and shout, "my phone isn't working correctly!"
I think she says, in a very Indian accent, "I'm sorry, I still can't make out what your saying."
I've had enough, so I say, "STICK THE PHONE UP YOUR ARSE!" and I slam the phone down.
The next day there's a knock on my door. When I open it, a BT Engineer is standing there .
The Engineer says, "are you the man who told the call centre worker to stick the phone up her arse yesterday?"
I reply, "yes that's me."
The Engineer says, "well, if you don't get on the phone and apologise, we are going to take your phone out."
So I pick up and I phone the call centre, get through to the Indian girl and say, "are you the person who I told to stick the phone up your arse yesterday?"
She says, "yes, that's me."
And I say, "well, they'll be bringing it round in a bit."
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