For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
His father said to him,
'Son, we would get you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So the father asked,
'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him,
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard Mum tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no fu'cking bike
