I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU,
Tubes entering different parts of my body,
Wires monitoring every function,
There was a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
I heard her say,
'You may-not feel anything from the waist down.'
However I managed to mumble in reply,
'Can I feel your tits, then?' ..
