GOLF AND THE COW
A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -
stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that !'
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