A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"you can have her buried here in the holy land for $150, or, we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him,
"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"
the husband replied,
"long time ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead.!!
"i just can’t take that chance" !!
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