School Register being read on the first day back at Birmingham Primary...
Mustafa Al Eih Zeri? "Here, miss.
"Ahmed El Kabul? "Here, miss
"Fatima Al Hayek? "Here miss
"Ali Abdul Olmi? "Here, miss
"Mohammed Bin Kadir? "Here, miss"
Ali Son al En? ..... no answer.... Ali Son al En??
Still silence in the class. ... Ali Son al En?
A girl stands up and says:
"Sorry miss, I think that's me...
It's pronounced Alison Allen..!!".
