A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts,
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite."
The bloke says:
"Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and slower please"
The farmer replies:
"If.... you.... use.... two.... hands.... you.... won't... spill ....any"
