Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket... with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: Ohh, I took part in a race last week, and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife:... your horse is on phone !!!!
