As i sit here typing at this unearthly hour, amidst the chaos of empty cans, a few observations come to mind, regarding the question of " you know youve had enough to drink when"....
1) you read what youve typed in various places the night before and realise you actually talk a lot of crap
2) your heads pounding that much , youve actually googled how to mass kill the dawn chorus with kitchen products
3) you check your poker balance and cry , then check your bank balance and realise the situations worse than you first thought and cry some more
4) And last , but not least , the ticket to be sectioned is confirmed , when you check your mp3 player and remember that you actually downloaded "Gangnam style "
Heads off to the kitchen to find some glucose
