A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, Whats your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat shocked and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
The accountant replies, "That still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken farmer it is.."
