Why Sentence Structure Is So Important ...........
The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people,
Mary or Jack. It was a tough decision because they were both decent workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Mary came in that day with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said,
"Mary, I've never done this before but I either have to lay you or Jack off."
Her reply was,
"Could you jack off?" . "I feel like sh*t this morning." !!
