A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual routine of 'mother in law' jokes and 'dumb blonde' jokes, when a well presented blonde woman stands up and says.
"I've had just about enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What connection can a persons hair colour possibly have with their f...undamental worth as a human being?
It's moron's like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential.....because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to the discrimination laws in every civilised country, It is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens.
You should hang your head in shame, You pusillanimous little maggot!"
Flustered the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this mister!, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
