I was in the public restroom-I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall...
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed)

"I'm ok"
Stall: "So, what are you up too"
Me: "Er, same as you, just sitting here"
...Stall: "Can I come over?"

Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a bit busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back there's an idiot in the other stall that keeps answering my questions."