It's 5 30 Friday evening right (true story) ... I've just got off the phone asking Bet 365 why like other bookies, (as stated on UK racing) they weren't paying the 4th horse in the 4 50 Goodwood .. I got some snotty kid saying,
"We pay enhanced odds the first three only, thank you for calling Bet365, goodbye"

............... OK Marvelous
So i sit back and think well that was another disastrous day of flat racing, 2 winners but no profit ...
Then i hear the phone ring, just as i'm half way up the stairs for a whizz i was busting, and think , Oh , i bet that's Tony (our Tony that is) or my mate John ....
So I rush back down , pick up the phone (I'm also thinking it could be Bet365 saying as a good will gesture they will pay me the 4th place)

... anyway I say ,
"Hello, Benny here who's calling ?" ..... (long pause) Hello !!!! ...............(more pause) .. (one more time) .. Hello !!! ..........
Suddenly there's a voice at the other end,
(Foreign asian voice) "elo but but".. elo, i am a wondering if you would be so kind but but, i am doink a sirvey for a consumer companeeeee, and am wonderink if you have some time to spare for me to ask you some questions but but .... ??
I cant remember the exact words I said but the 'mouse' hit the wall, and dog ran out into the back garden

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But I think he and his 'but but' got the message out in India !!