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Old July 22nd, 2011, 22:46
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It just hit me!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

She has all food prepared for her

She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365.

Her meals are provided at no cost to her.

She visits the doctor once a year for her check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep.

If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.

She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.




I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks ....







My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant.
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