The Recession hits everybody.....
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,
I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
