Guy finishes work, gets home and sits down and says to his wife,
"get me a beer before it starts" !! So she gets it and he drinks it, he then says,
"get me another before it starts"!! So again she gets another. He drinks that then says,
"quick get me another before it starts" !! The wife then says,
"listen here you fat lazy 'bassa' don't just come in here, sit down and start barking your fcking orders" !!
So the husband says,
"Fck me it's started"!!
