A woman on her deathbed called her husband to her side and asked him to open a box under the bed.
Inside he found 3 eggs and £7000 in cash .
"Whats the eggs for ?" Asks the husband.....
She replied,
"every time we had 'crap' sex, I would put an egg in the box ...
"Not bad", says the husband, "3 eggs in 35 years" ...... "and the cash?" he asks....
The wife looked up and said,
"Every time I got a dozen I sold them" !!
