Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London for Sydney.
One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before take off a rabbi sat down in the aisle seat.
After takeoff, the rabbi kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and
get a coke.'
' Don't get up,' said the rabbi, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for
you.'
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the rabbi`s shoe and spat
in it. When the rabbi returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That
looks good. I'd really like one, too.'
Again, the rabbi obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other
Arab picked up the rabbi`s other shoe and spat in it.
When the rabbi returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the rabbi slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.
He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours,
"Why does it have to be this way?
How long must this go on?
This fighting between our nations?
This hatred?
This animosity?
This, where you are spitting in our shoes
and us .....
..............Keep pissing in your cokes?"
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