[Pkrplaya]

This dude comes back from basic training and his dad's all glad to see him n' stuff and says...
"Welcome back son, I can't tell you how proud I am. Now c'mon tell me all about basic."
"Aww it was alright," says the son. "The only thing I had trouble with was jumpin' outta the plane.".....
"Well that's only natural. Ya jumped though, didn't ya?"
"Yeah but it took a while. I was stuck in the doorway and couldn't move my arms or legs, then my commanding officer said 'Boy, if you don't jump outta this plane, I'm takin' this baseball bat and beatin' you til yer mama won't recognize ya! Do you get me?!' "
The father says...."I'll bet you jumped out then didn't ya?"
"No," the son said. "I told myself to jump but my body wouldn't listen. Then I turned around to see my C.O. had his AK47 out and he said, 'Boy you BEST jump out this plane or I'm gonna shoot you full of so many holes you'll look like a Goddamn swiss cheese! DO YOU GET ME?!' "
The father laughed and said..."I KNOW you jumped then, right?"
"Nope," said the young soldier. "I thought I was gonna have a heart attack from fear which scared me even worse than my C.O., til I looked around and saw him there with his pants down and his enormous horse-sized doodad pointing at me. He said 'Boy, if you don't jump right this instant I'm gonna put this so far up yer rear end you'll think I GREW THERE! DO...YOU....GET ME??!!!!' "
The father was no longer laughing.....Quietly, nervously, he said. "I HOPE you jumped then."
The son paused for a moment in silent reflection.......and said---

"Well, yeah..... A little at first."