The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican
and, because they are 'THE' 7 Dwarfs,
they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope,
"What can I do for you?"
Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your
Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd
question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Grumpy,
there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs
start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing
them.
Grumpy turns back, "Your Worship, are
there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a
moment and then answers, "No, Grumpy, there are no
dwarf nuns in Europe ."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst
into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and
silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, "Mr. Pope!
Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
The Pope, really confused by the questions
says, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap,
rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down
their cheeks, as they begin chanting........
"Grumpy screwed a penguin!"
"Grumpy screwed a penguin!"