Ok - my turn....
Husband and wife both play golf, both average handicaps and one day he decides his going to go to the pro and get some tips.
So... off he trotts and see the pro.
The pro wants to see his swing, so he tees up, winds back and release. He slices the ball badly. The pro says, 'Right, Your problem is Grip.'
I want you to grip the club as if you are making love to your wife. Caress it, treat it as if it is special, love it, love your club.
Now try again.
Slowly he starts his backlift, he can barely feel the club in his hand. He reaches the top of the swing, and starts the downward action. He powers through the ball, and a great follow through, finishing in that all important 'photo' position. The ball has gone like a rocket straight down the middle, and hits the fence with a bang 200 yards away.
Wow.... he says, that is fantastic, I've got to get my wife to try this.
So the next weekend, He encourages his wife to go to the Pro.
So... off she trotts and see the pro.
The pro wants to see her swing, so she tees up, winds back and release. She hooks the ball badly. The pro says, 'Right, Your problem is Grip.'
I want you to grip the club as if you are making love to your husband.
She has another go, but its just as bad
The Pro says, right lets try that again, and this time, take the club out of your mouth.
Hope its not over anyone mark - never like to offend any one.
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