[Tony2005]

Bloke speaking to his mate in the clubhouse says " Really sorry to hear about you and Patsy splitting up. You were always up here playing golf together and always seemed to be having a great time"

"We did" said the other bloke, " but im sure you heard why we split up"

" I did...that must have come as a great shock to find the woman you married all those years ago was really a man, if that was me i would be mad and would make sure she got nothing when the divorce was drawn up. Geez that must have hurt to find that out ? "

" Well " said the other bloke, i could have put up with knowing she was born a bloke but the one thing that i couldnt forgive was that for the last fifteen years playing golf together..........






















































She always went off the Ladies tees....