George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell
> where the Devil is waiting for him.
>
> "I don't know what to do," says the Devil.
> "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But
> you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
> I'm going to do. I've got three people here who
> weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them
> go, but you have to take their place.
>
> I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
>
> The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon
> and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing
> empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in
> Hell.
>
> "No!" George said. "I don't think so.
> I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do
> that all day long."
>
> The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair
with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
> was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
>
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
> would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
> rocks all day!" commented George.
>
> The Devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
> Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over
> his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent
> over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
>
> Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
> said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
> The Devil smiled and said, !! (you'll love this )
"Monica, you're free to go!"
