Taylormades money making mackem scheme
 

Its easy £10 on their opponents in every premiership game,

Arsenal 0-0 -£10
:clap::clap::clap: mackems played 11 defenders and never had a shot on goal

Well, "who can ya turn to" ?? :scribe:

I know,,,,, 'tiredeyes' (Tom) will put you right :loveme:

this week Swansea will get me into profit @ 5/4 with boylesports.

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I remember when MON first came and he said he understands as a manager "we're in the results business" - it stuck in my mind that.

Ten men defending isn't exciting but a point at Arsenal is a good result, I expect more 10 men defending results but now we have some attacking options I also expect a top ten finish.

You will lose money in this scheme this year, my unfortunate Geordie friend.

Down -£20 after another resiliant display by sunderland, Im still hopefull of a longterm profit on this bet,
I never thought I would be playing catch up on this bet,but now i started I cant leave it,

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We won't lose 10 games this season, you're a solid favourite to finish a few notes lighter.

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Liverpool 20 shots , sunderland 6 shots , with my luck sunderland will draw every game except the two that really matter,
my easy money making scheme has cost me £30 so far, Im starting to dislike them even more which is difficult.
Were you there today Tom and what was your impartial verdict on the game ?

We were lucky to have drawn, we were not match fit which showed in the last 30mins, we have little strength in depth, a few unlucky injuries and that'll be that for the season.

Why don't you cut your losses on this strategy and I'll give you a little sweat, we get beat 10 times or less this season and you give me £50, we get beat 11+ times, you get £50, this includes the cup competitions which is pretty much guaranteeing you 2 losses, unless we get beat in two semi-final legs :C which would be worse for me !!

think your offer is too generous tiredeyes, It would hurt me too much to give you £50 if the impossible happened and im skint as I spent all my money on my new car, saying that it would hurt me just as much if the bet was a tenner, but will have this wager with you for a tenner,Im sticking to my original plan as im confident the likes of southampton,stoke,norwich,west ham will pump you at decent odds and obviously the derbies should be easy money too, gl, hopefully sunderland will stay up on goal difference.

I think I'd have much more pleasure watching you lose money on this bet than gaining a tenner, so just for fun then.

Bet the insurance for a Jag owned by a Geordie and getting parked in Newcastle was a f*cking phenomenal amount !!

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Tom this is the truest remark you ever made, its been a nightmare today sorting out cover, my current insurers have refused to cover me, and all the other quotes have left me dumbstruck, one cheeky tw*t quoted me £2500, think he was from sunderland as he talked like a duck and Im sure I heard the c*nt laughing at me.

Mine is £650 for business use, have you been bumping in to things.

never had a claim in 20 years bar a windscreen, have 5pts from 2009, think toms comment about NE postcode isnt far wrong, if I put in my scotish address the quotes are under £500, just taken out a policy at £900,

Oh , I didn't realise or think, about your insurance .. Three things you need to say these days :scribe:

1 ... Your mileage .. Never say you do over 10,000 , always say you only do about 8 or 9,000 at most .
2 ... Always put a partners name (girlfriend or wife) This is the biggest one for price reduction ..
3 ... Full comp .. (not 3rd party)

For some reason (don't no why) these three points make a BIG difference with insurance quotes .. My Merc costs £280 ... other quotes have been as much as £700 :eek!: (donuts)


glk

The whole insurance industry is a scandal and one day it will come out, how they have fleeced motorists for billions, they say whiplash claims and other such costs have made policies shoot up, its a pile of cow dung and i blame the government, its the law to have insurance , which is right and proper but the government should provide a minimum insurance policy at a reasonable cost bit like road tax which covers liability, motorists who want extra cover would take out a seperate policy, we would then see a competetive market where the insurers would have to offer decent deals,

yes can't argue with that ..

Come on you hammers,Im also have a fiver on 0-0 as sunderland are quite good at defending and are reluctant to shoot.

de javu Mackems 4 shots in 90 mins, Hammers 20+ shots, still they manage to thwart my money making plan, B******s

I can't print wot I'm thinking about last nights ten man defensive display against the mighty M K Dons, would rather commit hari Kari than watch them miserable defensive jokers, I'm never having another bet involving them again, well maybe 0-0 and red cards,

my new theory on taylormades money making theory, get a job and earn a wage.

Thats a bit radical 8-P

its make or break this weekend im having a ton on the toon to pump these dosey mackems @ 2/1 with stan james, we are not playing well as a team but we have a few players back from injury and mackems bottle it against us, they will probably have atleast one player sent off as they are dirty cheating nasty set of infidels, I will be inconsolable if we lose and hibernate for a month,

lol best of luck ...do you need any blankets for the forthcoming hibernation ? :brains:

You should see the thick, scruffy bassads walking to the stadium, looking about like weasels for any scrap metal to weigh in after the game, f*****g horrible race of creatures*.



Ha'Way The Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads





* ok, Andy is less horrible than the rest of them .... just.

just before i pop off to the club to watch us [celebrate] our victory, would like to wish Thomas the best of luck and dont forget to take a few packets of handy andy's to mop up the tears of despair, your shyte and you know your shyte,


COMMON

I nearly forgot steven taylor @ 33/1 first goalscorer reported as would rather be a stamp collector than donning the mackem strip,[ my new hero for the day]

Except when Mary Poppins took you down, his agent inquired about him coming to us, we rejected such moves, obviously, coz he's shyte.

oh dear ..trouble at mill .. 0 - 1 ...

My day will be Monday at work, two spurs-shyte supporters and one @rse-nal supporter .. both got beat while the mighty West Ham won ... I'm so looking forward to meeting them twats Monday ...yeaaaaaa :loveme:

we made one mistake today, we didnt need a goalkeeper, referee tried to even things up by giving mackems every decision,never thought they would score and i wasnt wrong.

mackems are shyte team always have been always will be,

Perhaps if we had Messi and Ronaldo in midfield we'd look dangerous but we haven't, we got Larsson and Colback :C not that it matters to your lot, you just bypass the midfield with a hooooooooofffff up to Ba, every single time, must be as frustrating to watch Nufc as it is to watch SAFC.

messi and ronaldo ? you got aunt bessy and mr potato in midfield, anyway thats the end of my ill-will towards sunderland until we celebrate Jesus ressurection in April, congratulations on pinching a point Tom,think you will need it come May. gl

flockin hell , the mackems get pumped at home by boro and i didnt even know they were playing, would of been first result up and not sure of the odds but presume 3/1 boro win would be close, I hate them mackems,

atlast mackem luck runs out and villa hump them at a nice price of 3/1, thinking their luck has run out and its a losing streak coming up.

well done west brom, I havent enjoyed a match this much for ages, should of been 10-0 but the right result anyway. 2/1 west brom was like free money. Im afraid us north easterners are in for a long hard season as toon are nearly as bad, our excuse is we have lots of injuries, sunderland excuse is they are shyte.

How'd you like the Man Utd performance, or this afternoons Sunderland performance :'D

I'll be looking forward to MOTD tonight.


As Tom Petty said when talking about the scum - "Freeeeeeeeeee, free falling"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

think you will find our game more entertaining, my hamster fell asleep watching your shytey defence and cities shocking finishing,infact subuteo is more fun than a dayout at your ghetto. but credit where its due so WELL DONE FOR BEING SHYTE.

meeeoooowwwwww


Hoof ball is more entertaining is it, there'll be 7 more years of that route-1 shyte, so get used to it kidda.

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i cant find the words for a retort

How about admitting that if your players are shit compared to the opposition, you sometimes have to defend for your life, put 10 men behind the ball and try and grab points - what do points make ?? - Premier league prizes !!!