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Tony2005 December 30th, 2012 17:20

Especially now BA has gone to Chelsea....8-P

taylormade January 2nd, 2013 22:19

Ba can go for me, him and cisse cant play together anyway and hopefully cisse will return to down the middle, we played ok tonight,but unfortunately we have no luck tonight,how that lanky long haired shytebag got a free-kick for their first goal I will never know,still think we will stay up as all the teams with minus goal difference in bottom half of table are poor sides, it will be an interesting last few games of season thats for sure, I think Mackems lost their 11th game of the season tonight which was some comfort,

tiredeyes January 2nd, 2013 22:51

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 57785)
Ba can go for me, him and cisse cant play together anyway and hopefully cisse will return to down the middle, we played ok tonight,but unfortunately we have no luck tonight,how that lanky long haired shytebag got a free-kick for their first goal I will never know,still think we will stay up as all the teams with minus goal difference in bottom half of table are poor sides, it will be an interesting last few games of season thats for sure, I think Mackems lost their 11th game of the season tonight which was some comfort,

Don't you mean, you lost your 11th (league) game of the season and along with Reading you're the only two teams in the league without an away win (3 out of next 4 games are away) some big 6 pointer games coming up for your lot after losing your top scorer, so nevermind your obsession with us geordieboy, you need to focus all your energy on the relegation battle you find yourselves in..

bennythedip2 January 3rd, 2013 13:28

hahahaa :clap: you two, you crack me up ... :loveme:

I love this thread o:D

tiredeyes January 6th, 2013 13:45

FA cup 4th round draw today, I hope we draw Newcastle at home in the next round.

Tony2005 January 6th, 2013 13:56

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Originally Posted by tiredeyes (Post 57869)
FA cup 4th round draw today, I hope we draw Newcastle at home in the next round.



Is that in the next round of ...The North East Hospital Shield.....8-P

taylormade January 6th, 2013 21:23

flock off
I was talking to the sunderland groundsman the other day and commented on how green and lush the grass was. He replied it should be with the shyte that plays on it.

bennythedip2 January 6th, 2013 23:37

Never mind Andy, our lot are going to Sunderland Saturday, should be plenty of goals, there then o:D

Part-Timer January 7th, 2013 08:36

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Originally Posted by bennythedip2 (Post 57874)
Never mind Andy, our lot are going to Sunderland Saturday, should be plenty of goals, there then o:D

Do you need directions Benny. I can meet you at Watford Gap if you can find

it 8-Po:D

tiredeyes January 7th, 2013 18:03

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Originally Posted by bennythedip2 (Post 57874)
Never mind Andy, our lot are going to Sunderland Saturday, should be plenty of goals, there then o:D

Nolan, he's become our latest bogey player, after Cahill and Amoeba.

Always friggin scores against us, love to see him chicken dance a 94th min consolation goal right into the f**king advertising boards, tripping and breaking his leg ... in a 142 places.

tiredeyes January 12th, 2013 17:08

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Originally Posted by bennythedip2 (Post 57874)
Never mind Andy, our lot are going to Sunderland Saturday, should be plenty of goals, there then o:D


'ammered.








8-P

bennythedip2 January 14th, 2013 16:03

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Originally Posted by tiredeyes (Post 57960)

'ammered.








8-P

yea yea , Only sing when ya winnin, you only sing when yur winnnnning o:D

:clap:

taylormade January 14th, 2013 16:23

I was thinking of making a remark but decided silence is a smarter move, looks like Remy is signing for the toon this week and a couple of players back from injury,reading on saturday is a must win game for us,cant see mackems getting another win till March as they have surely ran out of luck.

tiredeyes January 15th, 2013 12:17

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 57986)
I was thinking of making a remark but decided silence is a smarter move, looks like Remy is signing for the toon this week and a couple of players back from injury,reading on saturday is a must win game for us,cant see mackems getting another win till March as they have surely ran out of luck.



http://www.jonrb.com/emoticons/rotfl4.gif

You paid for his flight, you paid for his flight, you thick geordie bassads, you paid for his flight !!

taylormade January 15th, 2013 21:44

That must be the 11th defeat of the season by now, bolton were 9/2 which i thought was a big price, only had a £5 double with sir des champs tho, cos i wasnt that confident as Bolton are a dodgey shitey team, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhohohohohohohohohohohoh ohohoho.

taylormade January 15th, 2013 22:07

nice to see the sunderland fans turned up to support their team, there was only 17 of them .

taylormade January 18th, 2013 21:50

nice double Newcastle and wigan,returns about 3/1, mackems are only goood for fertilizer and O'neil knows it,

taylormade January 19th, 2013 15:53

pardew is a knob, i never want to talk about football again,

tiredeyes January 19th, 2013 16:24

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 58034)
nice double Newcastle and wigan,returns about 3/1, mackems are only goood for fertilizer and O'neil knows it,


http://www.jonrb.com/emoticons/rotfl3.gif


It seems everyone including Reading is redoubling their efforts in order to avoid the relegation scramble for points ... except Newcastle* who's last 5 games are LLLD and again L that my friend is certain relegation form, Sunderland however are ... WLLW and W.

Freeeeeeee, freefalling !!


*The only team in the Premier League without an away win, next game AWAY to Villa, massive 6 pointer !!


8-P

taylormade January 19th, 2013 16:58

Im finding it difficult to disagree, we have lots of injuries and its cost us dear, I believe teams make their own luck and newcastle haven't had any as you will see by reading goals tonight,first one , reading player knows nothing about it,second goal comes from a sunderland pass, we have no game plan and no match winner and very little heart and this spells relegation, Pardew has let himself and toon supporters down by not strengthing squad in summer, we have one quality midfielder in Cabaye and Pardew substitutes him for an 18 year old with no experience, brings on Obertan who is clueless.brings on Perch who is a defender, I feel like the conservative government is running our club and still 50,000 fans turn up to watch us, but there comes a time when you have to say F**k off and that time is now,we deserve to be relegated and I wont be taking any interest in football again until Pardew and Ashley return to London.

taylormade January 29th, 2013 18:11

this is my last attempt swansea and newcastle double tonight pays 7/1 and if them mackems let me down again, i will never mention them horrible words again,

bennythedip2 January 29th, 2013 19:27

Well well,:eek!: Villa 0 - 2 Newcastle ..so far o:D

taylormade January 29th, 2013 19:43

Im going to call my new dog Napoleon, our french army are looking the part, looks like sunderland have parked the bus in their goal at stadium of shyte, what can you expect at home against swansea,one shot on goal and every player behind the ball, comon Michu stick one in the net , my cheltenham fund is in need of a goal.

bennythedip2 January 29th, 2013 20:14

oops :gh: 1 - 2

taylormade January 29th, 2013 20:42

tale of two halves, villa went for it second half, villa players got stuck in and toon were very lucky to get a result,mackems managed a 0-0 which kyboshed my bet, i hate them mackems more than the taliban.

bennythedip2 January 29th, 2013 20:55

yea... but that was a result you guys had to get .. oxygen o:D

tiredeyes January 30th, 2013 08:05

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 58191)
Im going to call my new dog Napoleon, our french army are looking the part, looks like sunderland have parked the bus in their goal at stadium of shyte, what can you expect at home against swansea,one shot on goal and every player behind the ball, comon Michu stick one in the net , my cheltenham fund is in need of a goal.

We have 29 points from 24 games, how many have your lot got ?

MON obviously doesn't think we have the quality to take on Swansea, Par'dieu got it wrong when Swansea came to your place, coz they turned you over 1-2 - here endeth the lesson.

:cool:

taylormade January 30th, 2013 17:36

you spout some rubbish,maybe the reason why theres 10,000 empty seats at most home games is sunderland games are shyte, Mon is that shorthand for monotonous offal number two. Im confident with our new signings we will soon make up those five 0-0 draws your team is ahead of us,

tiredeyes January 30th, 2013 19:24

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 58199)
you spout some rubbish,maybe the reason why theres 10,000 empty seats at most home games is sunderland games are shyte, Mon is that shorthand for monotonous offal number two. Im confident with our new signings we will soon make up those five 0-0 draws your team is ahead of us,


You wanna bet ?

B (:

taylormade January 30th, 2013 19:50

Im skint as somehow your shytey team, keep getting miraculous results against superior opposition [that means every team they play],its unbelievable when you way up match statistics etc, sunderland 2 shots on goal and 35% possession, opposition 25 shots on goal and 65% possession and somehow it ends up 0-0, sooner they relegated into non-league football the better,mackem fans can start to support a better team,maybe Darlington/hartlepool, your shyte and you know your shyte,

your 35% is over exagerated as your keeper takes 2 minutes to take a goal kick,

bennythedip2 January 30th, 2013 21:24

Ffs
 
West Ham are getting sucked in now, I can see this being a shit ending to the season for us as well . :gh:

10 Stoke City ..............24 6 12 6 24 29 30 -5
11 Sunderland .............24 7 8 9 27 31 29 -4
12 Fulham ...................24 7 7 10 36 41 28 -5
13 West Ham United .....24 7 6 11 27 36 27 -9
14 Norwich City ...........24 6 9 9 25 40 27 -15
15 Newcastle United .....24 6 6 12 30 42 24 -12
16 Southampton ...........24 5 8 11 31 42 23 -11
17 Reading ..................24 4 8 12 30 45 20 -15
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
18 Wigan Athletic 24 5 5 14 27 45 20 -18
19 Aston Villa 24 4 8 12 20 46 20 -26
20 Queens Park Rangers 24 2 10 12 18 37 16 -19

tiredeyes January 31st, 2013 10:45

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 58206)
Im skint as somehow your shytey team, keep getting miraculous results against superior opposition [that means every team they play],its unbelievable when you way up match statistics etc, sunderland 2 shots on goal and 35% possession, opposition 25 shots on goal and 65% possession and somehow it ends up 0-0, sooner they relegated into non-league football the better,mackem fans can start to support a better team,maybe Darlington/hartlepool, your shyte and you know your shyte,

your 35% is over exagerated as your keeper takes 2 minutes to take a goal kick,

Possession doesn't mean shit, they can pass, pass, pass all they want in their own half, which is what they did.
Shots on target is the big stat (2 v 8 - dunno where you get 25 from, I got mine from the BBC website) and yes, we were also shit with that stat versus Swansea, we played a containment game against Swansea at home, which of course is disappointing but I go back to my 1st and most important question.

How many points did you pick up against Swansea at home this season ??

8-P

taylormade January 31st, 2013 16:15

I suppose if you are happy and content watching your team defend at home and praying for a draw which you were lucky to get as swansea missed 2 sitters that says volumes for the mentality of your little club and why there is 10,000 empty seats at home games, You will always see newcastle trying to play a positive game,havent succeeded this year because of injuries and a few dodgey players, but we have never went out with mackem philosphy of trying to nullify opposition, you will always get goals in our games,partly because our defense is shyte,but mainly because we try to play a positive game, your team is negative and shyte to watch, In my opinion a 0-0 shytey home performance is worse than a 2-1 defeat at home to swansea, you managed to get a point which the team didnt deserve but thats the story of your season so far, outplayed in every game and quite happy to be that way, I think possession is quite important for most teams as you will struggle to play entertaining football or score without the ball, Maybe sunderland games should substitute the ball for a marble,that would make your games more interesting and enjoyable, I would rather play in the conference league than suffer your teams despicable performances,

tiredeyes January 31st, 2013 22:58

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 58217)
In my opinion a 0-0 shytey home performance is worse than a 2-1 defeat at home to swansea

That says everything anyone ever needs to know about geordies, thick as fuck, the lot of them.


* Just another little bit of info for you m8, we've actually won more games than you this season, so our lowly 40,000 crowd have managed ok it would seem.

:clap:

taylormade February 1st, 2013 16:33

What it says about Geordies is we like to be entertained and gaining a shytey point at all costs is a mackem trait and we wouldnt stand for it, boring shyte football at stadium of light and nearly 40,000 attend says everything anyone ever needs to know about Mackems, clueless and miserable tarts.

I nearly forgot they hate children and its the RSPCA's worst area for mistreatmet of animals.

tiredeyes February 1st, 2013 22:32

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 58239)
What it says about Geordies is we like to be entertained and gaining a shytey point at all costs is a mackem trait and we wouldnt stand for it, boring shyte football at stadium of light and nearly 40,000 attend says everything anyone ever needs to know about Mackems, clueless and miserable tarts.

I nearly forgot they hate children and its the RSPCA's worst area for mistreatmet of animals.


The geordie wimmen should stay out of Sunderland then.

8-P

taylormade February 2nd, 2013 17:05

Thinking my football bets are doomed, had newcastle @ 3/1 and reading @ 6/4,then for some inexplicable reason after reading how good southampton are according to fergie, made my double into a treble and wigan equalise in the 90th minute, surely sunderland have lost 11 games by now.

taylormade February 6th, 2013 18:24

when toon thump spurs on saturday and walcott scores a hatrick will tiredeyes become cryingeyes ?

tiredeyes February 7th, 2013 08:13

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Originally Posted by taylormade (Post 58336)
when toon thump spurs on saturday and walcott scores a hatrick will tiredeyes become cryingeyes ?


Now there's some odds, 8/1 the double with Laddies. I wonder what the odds are for Newcastle not to pick up any points for the rest of February ?

8-P




You know MON, we'll play 10-0-1 and pick up a boring 0-0, a point against Arsenal and you know what, I'd take it now !!

taylormade February 8th, 2013 14:13

got your numbers confused and mixed up again Tiredone,the formation is usually 1-4-6 and occasionally 2 from the defensive midfield positions push forward to the half way line when your goalie has a goal kick, I have found new confidence with our french imports that the toon will be advancing up thye league and by the 13th of April which is a significant date as you should know, the mackem panic will have set in and goalless draws will be no good for you.


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