Benny the Dip is Unwell !!

[bennythedip2]

With the Irish taking nearly everything so far, i don't see any reason why they should stop now.... "Notable D'Estruval" 4 00 , for me this is one of the bets of the meeting.... the gambles now on and i expect this fellow to be favourite come the off If your looking for form on him then look who he beat four runs back..my ol mate Notre Pere

The 3 20 'World Hurdle' looks a thriller and i'm sticking with Punchestown to turn over the hotpot Favourite ...
This meeting...i'm luving it

glk all benny

[bennythedip2]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.


The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat.



The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.


"That's a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration. Thanks," the girl replied.


The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.


"Little partner," the firefighter said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."


The little girl replied thoughtfully,






"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

[Pkrplaya]

Thought this was the thread to post this vid

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e64ddb44b7

[bennythedip2]

Sooo funny Pkaplya luv it..

Ya know ive got an email, with an attachment..brilliant but i dont know how to post it on here....maybe Tony will tell me when i speak to him next

[Tony2005]

Worth a look....very good..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTNGQr8y5k


Watch Part Timers.....mines the censored version

[Part-Timer]

A fuller version http://www.webtvhub.com/nude-magicia...medy-festival/

[Tony2005]

Originally Posted by Pkrplaya

Thought this was the thread to post this vid

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e64ddb44b7

.....thats funny.

[bally73]

lol very funny and quite a fit bird by the way its done by ..........





























using a false thumb tip i used to do a bit of magic myself tell ya what though when she pulls out the last one she must have good pelvic muscles to keep the thumb tip in there

[Pkrplaya]

You talking about my vid or PT's bally? lool

[bennythedip2]

WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,

'Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

The officer20frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'






I love this part.. :







'Only when he's been drinking.'