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Old January 18th, 2011, 19:06
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Default John and others

Hers a link, take you to the whole series 7, it was back in1981 when this started in the USA .. I loved this then and still today I take a peep back in time to when this to me was the best TV series ever ...

Hill Street Blues (couple of adds first but this cracks me up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUXajZK6eCE
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Old January 20th, 2011, 19:41
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Default Oh eck ..

Kate Middleton ask's the Queen for advice for a long and successfull marriage ...
Her Majesty replied........

"Wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off" !!
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Old January 22nd, 2011, 14:48
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Old February 15th, 2011, 23:14
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Talking In my mail today ..

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,
'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an “asshole” . He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Mary called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.

It's important at our age.
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Old February 15th, 2011, 23:18
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Wink Boys lol

Italian Boy in confession

Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
I have been with a loose girl’.
The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?’
‘Yes, Father, it is.’
‘And who was the girl you were with?’
‘I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation’.
“Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’
‘I cannot say.’
‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’
‘I’ll never tell.’
‘Was it Nina Capelli?’
‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’
‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’
‘My lips are sealed.’
‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’
‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’
The priest sighs in frustration.
‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that.
But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.’
Joey walks back to his pew,
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
‘What’d you get?’

‘Four months vacation and five good leads.’
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Angry The Recession !!

The Recession hits everybody.....
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.,
I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal,

they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Old March 18th, 2011, 00:09
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Default The Dragnet Poker Story

Poker, the true life story of 'Taylormade' (Andy) ..
Our hero of the turf, gladiator of the colosseum, tells us in an interview with 'Mystical' (Lisa) how he cleans up at the Poker tables ..

>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeBpedHWCgQ

>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQHUcE9voWY

The story is true, the names are fictious to protect the innocent ..
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Fame at last, funnily enough I know someone JUST like this :) xxx:
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Old March 18th, 2011, 12:45
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You must of had the cam-corder out at my house the other week,had me in stitches benny,the girlfriend wanted to go to new york this year,[last year I had boys week in new york/vegas]-[[week in bahrain]she went to see a show in london with her pals. I said we couldnt afford it this year,unless I won something at cheltenham. I havent told her about wednesday yet,its killing me keeping quiet,but im not sure if I want to go with her for a week away, gl
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