A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her
rightaway.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon
at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his
towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half
tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which
point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the
towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told
you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After
seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her
towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?'
'No,' she said,
'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey
