A little girl is sitting by the road with a wicker basket and sign which reads FREE KITTENS
A large car pulls up and David Cameron gets out and walks up to the little girl
"How old are your kittens?" he asks
The little girls says "They're only a few days old, their eyes aren't open yet"
What kind of kittens are they" asks David Cameron
"They're Remain in the EU kittens" says the little girl
Cameron sees a PR opportunity and asks if the little girl will be there the next day. She says she will be so he drives back to Downing Street,
meets with his advisers and starts making phone calls
The next day the little girl is there again, and Cameron's car turns up followed by a convoy of cars and trucks. There is the BBC, ITV, Sky, CNN
and all the UK papers
They all get out and set up their camers and so on, and Cameron goes up to the little girl
"Hello, again" he says "would you mind telling all my friends what kind of kittens you have?"
"They're Brexit kittens" says the little girl
Cameron is horrified and says "Yesterday you said they were Remain in the EU kittens!"
"I know" says the little girl "But that was yesterday, today their eyes are open
