I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex,
like: I'm tired." "I'm washing my hair." "I've got a headache."
"I'm your sister-in-law."
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A woman in labour is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed.
He says,
"Hey, don't blame me
I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O,
You said that might hurt!"
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