A man brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30,
after golf.
On arrival, his wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed listening to the tirade...
"My bloody hair and make up are not done !
The house is a fu'king mess, and the dishes aren't done.
Can't you see I'm still in my fu'king pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight!
Why the f'ck did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
"Because he was thinking of getting married."
