The guys were on a golf tour. No one wanted to room with KEV, because he snored so badly. They decided
it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with KEV and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "KEV snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that KEV shakes the roof with his snoring.
I watched him all night."
The third night was
STEVE'S turn. He was a tanned, older golfer, a man's man...
The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy- tailed. "Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Kev into bed, patted him on the bum, and kissed him good night on the lips.
Kev sat up and watched me all night."
