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Old November 21st, 2014, 17:11
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Old but still a good laugh....


One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Ronnie driving a brand new pickup.

Ronnie pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Ronnie, where'd you get that truck?!?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Ronnie replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.


We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of no where.

Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.

"She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said


'Ronnie, take whatever you want.' !!


So I took the truck!"

"Ronnie, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you anyways ".
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