Get the correct insurance! ?
SEX INSURANCE
Just like you can get insurance for Cars, Property, Sports etc,
you can now get insurance for sex !!
So make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare
Sex with a person of generous proportions - More Than
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union
Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability
Sex with an OAP - Saga
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident
And finally
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com ...
Make sure you are adequately covered
