One time I got sick and landed in the hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "and how are we doing this morning?"
Or.... 'are we ready for a bath?'
Or... "are we hungry?"
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
'My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today' ?
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying,
"Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!"
The nurse fainted... ... And I just smiled!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE... you'll lose every time!
