Two guys (Bill & Fred) were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.
Bill said,
'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you ?
Fred replied,
'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name ?'
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun! - What is a golf gun?'
'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
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