I recently picked a new G.P. doctor.
Well after two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 90?'
She asked,
'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh not much drink these days and I hardly smoke' I replied
. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked,
'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?
I said,
'Not much, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, surfing, hiking, or cycling?
' 'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked,
'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said...
She looked at me and said,
'Then, why the fuc'k do you want to live to be 90?
