The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
Little Susie was not the best student
in Catholic School. Usually she slept
through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her
while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who
created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Jack who was
her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil
and jabbed her in the rear.
'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The Nun said, 'Very good' and
continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie,
'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, little Jack came to her
rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said,
'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question...'
What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Jack came to the rescue.
This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time,
I'll break it in half!'
The Nun fainted
