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Old August 5th, 2017, 20:03
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A father texts his son:


"My Dear Son,

Today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life.

My best love and good wishes.

Your Father."

His Son texts back:

"Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn't actually until tomorrow!"

His Father replies:


"I know."
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