A man received the following text from his neighbour;
I’m so sorry Bob, I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess – I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact,
I have probably been getting more than you, I do not get it at home but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology along with the promise that it won’t happen again.
The man, anguished and feeling betrayed, went directly into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and without a word shot his wife dead.
A few minutes later a second text came in;
Bloody Hell! Sorry Bob, the second sentence should refer to your Wifi ..
