"Hello Benny here".........."Hi Bwenny it's Amy, hows thing at your end, thought i'd better catch up on the gossip" ?...
"Oh hi Amy" , "Not to bad, you know me poker, dogs and horses and yourself, whats been going on with you and Shane" ? ....
"Shane" she said, "He made me laugh, told me a story about his mate Enrico, you know the chauffeur guy at the races that time" !! "He went for an interview at the council, the interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He answers 'Yes - caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?
'Enrico says, 'Yes ...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells Enrico, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
Enrico is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '
'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bollocks, not really any point in you coming in for that'....
'Amy see ya later'