Just reminiscing about the time on the road, when Shane says "do you remember when we sat in that Dinner", "and the crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, after a summer ride in the country, walked in and sees that sign hanging over the bar which read":
CHEESEBURGER: $ 1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $ 2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00
"Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walked up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a
meager looking group of farmers".
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'
"The old biker replies, 'Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'
Amy still laughing said, "What about that woman called Maxine"?
"When that guy went up to her with her feet up on the chair sitting by herself...
The Man said: "May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
She said, "No, they spread". !!!